Phrases
01. The only thing you owe the public is a good performance.
02. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
03. I’m not good-looking. I used to be, but not anymore. I’m not tall. I’m not thin. But I’m still good.
04. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
05. A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz.
06. I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.
07. Things are never so bad they can’t be made worse.
08. Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.
09. I’m not a tough guy. I’m just a good actor who can play tough guys.
10. We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy, we believed your two hundred dollars.
11. The whole world is about three drinks behind.
12. I think if I’d had to die, I would have died in the gutter.
13. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.
14. The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.
15. You’re not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
16. There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.
17. A story is only as good as its villain.
18. I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself.
19. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
20. I’ve been around a long time. Maybe the people like me.
21. We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy, we believed your two hundred dollars.
22. I’m not a born actor. I’m a born ham.
23. The trouble with the world is that it’s always one drink behind.
24. I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
25. You’re not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
26. You can’t beat acting with something else.
27. I don’t mind a reasonable amount of trouble.
28. The only thing you owe the public is a good performance.
29. You’re not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
30. I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.
31. I’m not good-looking. I used to be, but not anymore.
32. The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.
33. I think if I’d had to die, I would have died in the gutter.
34. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.
35. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
36. I’m not a tough guy. I’m just a good actor who can play tough guys.
37. Things are never so bad they can’t be made worse.
38. Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.
39. We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy, we believed your two hundred dollars.
40. The whole world is about three drinks behind.
41. I’ve been around a long time. Maybe the people like me.
42. A story is only as good as its villain.
43. I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself.
44. You can’t beat acting with something else.
45. I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
46. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
47. I think if I’d had to die, I would have died in the gutter.
48. A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz.
49. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.
50. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.