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01. Just spilled coffee all over my desk.
02. Tried cooking dinner and now the kitchen looks like a tornado hit it.
03. My room is so messy right now, I can’t even find my bed.
04. Accidentally sent a text to the wrong person and now things are awkward.
05. Just tripped over my own feet and fell flat on my face in public.
06. Spent an hour doing my makeup, only to sneeze and ruin it all.
07. Thought I could handle spicy food. My mouth is on fire.
08. Just dropped my phone in the toilet.
09. Went to grab a snack and ended up knocking over the entire snack cabinet.
10. Just got caught in the rain without an umbrella.
11. Tried to take a cute selfie and ended up looking like a potato.
12. Accidentally liked my crush’s old Instagram photo from 2015.
13. Spilled wine all over my white shirt.
14. Just locked myself out of my apartment.
15. Tried to bake cookies and burned them to a crisp.
16. Can’t find my keys anywhere.
17. Dropped my sandwich face down on the floor.
18. Got stuck in traffic and now I’m going to be late for work.
19. Just got mascara in my eye.
20. Accidentally sent a screenshot to the person I screenshotted.
21. Tried to parallel park and ended up bumping the car behind me.
22. Just stubbed my toe on the corner of the coffee table.
23. Spilled spaghetti sauce all over my white carpet.
24. Accidentally double-booked myself for two different events tonight.
25. Tried to cut my own hair and now I look like I lost a fight with a lawnmower.
26. Just realized I’ve been wearing my shirt inside out all day.
27. Accidentally liked my ex’s new girlfriend’s photo on Facebook.
28. Thought I could handle spicy food. Now I’m crying into my milk.
29. Just burned my tongue on hot pizza.
30. Spilled coffee on my laptop and now it won’t turn on.
31. Accidentally replied all to an email meant for my boss.
32. Just got hit in the face with a basketball at the gym.
33. Tried to fix a leaky faucet and ended up flooding the bathroom.
34. Just realized I forgot my wallet at home after ordering food at the drive-thru.
35. Accidentally liked my crush’s ex’s photo on Instagram.
36. Thought I could handle spicy food. Now I’m chugging milk like there’s no tomorrow.
37. Just walked into a glass door.
38. Spilled my entire bag of chips on the floor.
39. Accidentally dyed my hair green instead of blonde.
40. Just realized I’ve been wearing mismatched socks all day.
41. Tried to catch a spider and ended up squishing it on my wall.
42. Accidentally set off the fire alarm while cooking dinner.
43. Just slipped on a banana peel.
44. Tried to be fancy and open a bottle of champagne, ended up breaking the bottle instead. #EpicFail
45. Accidentally called my teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.
46. Just realized I’ve been walking around with my fly open all day.
47. Tried to be productive and clean my room, ended up making an even bigger mess.
48. Accidentally sent a Snapchat to the wrong person.
49. Just got caught in a downpour without an umbrella.
50. Tried to do a backflip and landed flat on my back.